"What has always frustrated me about staff is that the people you want solving problems end up administering."

Charles Knight

The Stopgap Group
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Kay of the Dead: Competition Winner

Kay Fairgrieve is the proud winner of our 2004 Christmas Competition. Kay shot her way to victory in our festive game "Inhuman Resources" (or Human Remains as it was also dubbed).

Kay successfully slaughtered 35,734 slime drinking zombies to ensure her talent pool remained zombie free; beating the second place opponent by a staggering 1586 zombies. For that incredible achievement Kay takes home a magnum of champagne.

Congratulations, Kay. Here's to another great year in human resources!